'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/River View! | Apartment in Astoria

8.6 (82 Reviews) |   Pet Friendly   2 Bedrooms  2 Bathrooms  6 Guests
Astoria Apartment | 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/River View!

2 Bedroom Apartment in Astoria

Enjoy the ultimate Oregon experience with a stay at this Astoria vacation rental! Located in 'The Astoria Painted Lady,' this one-of-a-kind apartment unit offers 2 beds, 2.5 bathrooms, a unique interior and an unbeatable location. Vibrant colors welcome you to the Victorian-style house, situated atop a picturesque hill overlooking the tranquil waters of the Columbia River. Spend an afternoon sipping fresh coffee on the porch or head out to explore the shore and venture around downtown Astoria!
-- THE PROPERTY --
Dogs Welcome w/ Fee | Private Viewing Porch | Across from Columbia River
‘The Astoria Painted Lady’ will serve as an idyllic and memorable home base for couples, close friends, and small families as they explore the oldest settlement west of the Rocky Mountains!
Bedroom 1: Queen Bed | Bedroom 2: Queen Bed | Library: Full Sleeper Sofa
OUTDOORS: Spacious covered porch, large side yard, outdoor seating, forested hillside surroundings, Columbia River views, vibrant colors & Victorian architecture
KITCHEN: Fully equipped, cooking essentials, dishware & glassware, coffee maker, toaster, microwave, stove/oven, fridge, dishwasher, 6-seat wooden dining table
INDOORS: Large picture windows, tasteful decor, TV w/ DVD player & movie collection, well-stocked library, board games, 2.5 bathrooms (1 shower temporarily unavailable)
GENERAL: Free WiFi, central heating, box fans provided, complimentary toiletries, hair dryer, keyless entry, self check-in
FAQ: No A/C, 2 exterior security cameras, pet fee (paid pre-trip), quiet hours (10:00 PM-8:00 AM)
ACCESSIBILITY: Single-story apartment, exterior staircase required to enter, steep interior stairs required to access the unit
PARKING: Parking lot (2-3 vehicles), free street parking
*NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit of this building*
-- THE LOCATION --
DOWNTOWN: Restaurants, coffee shops, art galleries, antique & specialty shops, East Mooring Basin Boat Ramp (0.8 mies), Astoria Riverwalk (1.1 miles), The Astoria Column (2.1 miles), Astoria-Megler Bridge (5.1 miles), Columbia River Maritime Museum (1.5 miles)
HISTORIC SITES: Lewis and Clark National Historical Park (7.0 miles), Fort Clatsop State Park (7.0 miles), Fort Columbia Historical State Park (9.7 miles), Fort Stevens State Park (10.1 miles)
GET OUTSIDE: Cathedral Tree Trailhead (0.3 miles), Alderbrook Park (1.4 miles), Shivley Park (1.8 miles), Saddle Mountain Trailhead (27.6 miles), Ecola State Park (28.1 miles)
ON THE COAST: Sunset Beach Recreation Site (13.0 miles), Del Ray Beach State Recreation Site (15.9 miles), Waikiki Beach (20.6 miles), Long Beach Boardwalk (20.8 miles)
NEARBY TOWNS: Seaside (18.1 miles), Cannon Beach (26.8 miles), Cathlamet (49.9 miles)
AIRPORT: Portland International Airport (96.1 miles)
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-- POLICIES --
- No smoking of any kind inside our home, on the front porch, and in most of the yard. Please confine your smoking to the area around the mailbox
- Dog friendly w/ $50 fee (+ fees & taxes, maximum 1 dog allowed, no cats allowed)
- No events, parties or large gatherings. Due to the quiet location and out of respect for tenants & neighbors, loud parties are not permitted
- Must be at least 25 years old to book
- Additional fees and taxes may apply
- Photo ID may be required upon check-in
- NOTE: This property may not be suitable for small children
- NOTE: Please observe quiet hours between 10:00 PM-8:00 AM
- NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit. Please be respectful of them and observe the quiet hours noted above
​- NOTE: Other than accessing the entries to the unit, the backyard is only available to the long-term tenant. You can use the front yard & side areas to relax, walk your dog, etc
- NOTE: The maximum occupancy is 6 people. This includes daytime & nighttime guests. Exceeding the maximum occupancy will not be permitted and can result in fines or eviction
- NOTE: This single-story apartment requires the use of an exterior staircase to enter and steep interior stairs to access the 2nd-floor unit. You can avoid the second set of stairs by entering through the back door. We recommend you use the front door when you first arrive, & then find the back door to use when hauling in your luggage
- NOTE: This property does not offer air conditioning; however, several box fans are provided
- NOTE: Your safety matters. This property features 2 exterior security cameras. Camera 1 is at the front door and faces the front entrance and porch. Camera 2 is at the back door facing the entry steps. The cameras are outward-facing and do not look into interior spaces. Both cameras record video and sound when activated by motion
- NOTE: One of the showers is temporarily unavailable for use

'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/River View! is located in Astoria. 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/River View! provides accommodation, featuring Pet Friendly, TV, Bedding/Linens, among other amenities. This Apartment features Pet Friendly, TV, Bedding/Linens, to make your stay a comfortable one.

'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/River View! has 2 Bedrooms , 2 Bathrooms, and max occupancy of 6 people. The minimum rental for this property is 1 nights, but this can change depending on the season you plan on staying. Previous guests have given good rated it, and VRBO labeled it a top-rated Apartment because of the excellent services rendered by the owner or manager of this Apartment, and has consistently provided great experiences for their guests. Most families or guests that use it recommend it to their friends and some of them are repeat guests. Apartment has a friendly neighborhood, and the Astoria has interesting places to visit. If you want to learn more about the Apartment in Astoria, such as places to visit and things to do nearby, you can check below to learn more.

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Unique Amenities

  • Parking
  • Pet Friendly
  • TV
  • View
  • Ocean View
  • Balcony/Terrace
  • Oceanfront
  • Security/Safety
  • Sports/Activities
  • Bedding/Linens
  • Wellness Facilities
  • Fireplace/Heating
  • Toiletries
  • Entertainment
  • Kitchen
 
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Policies

Check-in Check-in time starts at 4:00 pm minimum check-in age: 25
Check-out Check-out before 11:00 am
Child Policy This property does not allow children.
Pet Policy Note from host: a maximum of 1 pet is allowed. pets allowed service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
Other Policy Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed this property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room this property is managed through our partner, vrbo. you will receive an email from vrbo with a link to a vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
 
Astoria, 97103, USA

What Our Guests say 500 + Reviews

May 27, 2025 09:28:20 AM
Summary: Overall, we had a good time. The kitchen was very well stocked. There were games and nice bathrooms. TV with a Roku that was really neat. Shower water pressure was excellent. Atmosphere was quaint. The stairs are quite steep inside so it’s good to be aware of that. The amount of issues we had were small BUT READ CAREFULLY on the listing. The listing advertises a “library” with a pull out couch. There were 6 of us, and my girlfriend and I gave the two bedrooms to my father and my sister with her child. When we went to search for this library, turns out it’s actually just a living room with a bookshelf. We booked it in a bit of a hurry, but I think the listing should be changed to living room. Using “library” makes it seem like a separate room. So we had no privacy the whole trip. The only other thing I think could improve the stay is getting an ironing board, since there’s no access to laundry. Maybe a small vacuum too. Aside from that, everything was awesome. We loved the view from the kitchen and the cute porch. Nice walkable neighborhood in the evening. I would recommend staying here but just know, if you have six, people will be sleeping out in the open.
Vincent Vincent
Feb 18, 2025 04:08:29 AM
Summary: Nothing fancy but very quiet and well stocked rental
Elizabeth W. Elizabeth W.
Nov 5, 2024 10:26:48 AM
Summary: Beautiful view of the river right from the huge windows in the kitchen. The view from the front porch is nice. I’m glad we were in the upstairs apartment. The furnishings were perfect for the style of the house. The family downstairs stairs were very sweet.
Mark O. Mark O.
Oct 9, 2024 09:38:12 AM
Summary: Near the top of the town, close to restaurants and shopping. Tenants live downstairs and were quiet most of the time; sometimes we could hear them talking, but that's to be expected in an old Victorian, and that means they could hear us. We have only one complaint: when walking from the parking area to the back stair entrance to the apartment, one needs to walk across the back lawn, and the flagstones that could be used are half-buried and not flat in the lawn, which has ruts and holes that one has to be very careful not to twist an ankle on.
Phil T. Phil T.
Sep 6, 2024 01:22:56 AM
Summary: It was a quiet peaceful stay… didn’t like that bedsheets and pillows were a little worn and smelled like it was just used by someone else and not washed. It was just a place where we slept and showered.
Amalia J. Amalia J.
Aug 31, 2024 12:29:46 AM
Summary: The property could have been a little cleaner. Dog poop in the yard and cobwebs up high (we do understand they are in hard to reach places) and on the patio. We did find a big spider in the house. It was a great location and a fun old house in a quiet neighborhood. We would stay here again for sure.
Denise M. Denise M.
Jul 21, 2024 03:22:38 AM
Summary: Pros: Rented for 2 days to explore Astoria. A charming Victorian house, w/ ample bathrooms, nice kitchen, & great view of Columbia river fr kitchen. Eat breakfast & watch ships. Kitchen was adequately stocked with spices & coffee (no decaf). Rooms are so pretty, felt like a fairy princess. Lights on canopy bed would not work, bummer, because they were beautiful. Cons: Lots of stairs, very difficult. Black berry bushes overgrown stair landing & caused more than one bleeder. Walkway & stairs to parking were broken, wobbly situation. Lots of mole damage in grass area, hard to navigate w/ heavy luggage. 1 bathroom in middle of remodel, no disclosure in listing. Light bulb above sink was not working. This place has 3 bathrooms & one attached to canopy room was in the middle of remodel, so my friend had to trapse thru house in towels when showering, a bit awkward as the 3rd bathroom is thru kitchen, which has large windows & no coverings. Main flat where you will stay is middle floor, balcony is accessible thru narrow stairwell down to 1st floor shares with private residence, awkward, door & walls are thin. We did not use balcony - chairs on are not comfortable. Kitchen chairs uncomfortable impossible to do computer work. No shades on kitchen windows, & only one could barley open for fresh air. Balcony is shared with private tenant & that seemed weird to be out there next to their living room, when they have their front door open, consequently we didn’t use it at all.
Michaelene S. Michaelene S.
Sep 27, 2023 11:00:07 AM
Summary: The Painted Lady earned her name for the vivid blue exterior which stands out in a quiet NE neighborhood overlooking historic Astoria and the Columbia River. The second story apartment has high ceilings, multiple tall windows and a Victorian ambiance. The kitchen and is a wonderful place to gather around the dining table for good food, conversation and views of the marine traffic below. Except for the dim bedside reading lights, it was perfect. Come prepared with food and drink because the closest grocery stores and restaurants are a minimum of a 10-minute walk away.
deborah w. deborah w.
Sep 17, 2023 12:00:13 PM
Summary: Great location just a few blocks from the Goonies house in Astoria - perfect place for a fan to stay! Beautiful property, perfectly situated near grocery store, nature trail, places of interest yet still quiet and peaceful.
Jennifer H. Jennifer H.
Aug 22, 2023 11:00:22 AM
Summary: Old Victorian home converted into an apartment. Furniture is old and worn out. Mistresses very uncomfortable. Lots of stairs to climb.
Karen C. Karen C.

FAQ's

Is this Astoria apartment pet-friendly for guests?

Yes, pets are allowed at this property. Check the guest reviews to learn what guests had to share.

Does the Astoria apartment have a swimming pool?

No, this Astoria apartment does not have a swimming pool. Check the Facility Overview section for details about the pool and other available facilities.

How much does it cost per night to stay in Astoria apartment?

Best-rates for the Astoria apartment starts from $242 per night with includes Parking, View, Ocean View, Wellness Facilities, Toiletries, Kitchen, Oceanfront, Pet Friendly, TV, Bedding/Linens, Balcony/Terrace, Security/Safety, Sports/Activities, Fireplace/Heating, Entertainment StayAndPlay offers fully equipped golf villas, golf hotels, golf resorts, luxury golf cabins, and exclusive golf retreats, making it easier than ever to find your perfect golf escape — ideal for families, peaceful getaways, or pet-friendly retreats with the whole crew.

Is Astoria apartment a family-friendly place to stay?

Based on the information we have received from the owner or our partner, this is not considered to be a family-friendly property. As reported by the owner or manager, the apartment has not specified that children are welcome. Please see details about suitability for your family or inquire with the property to learn more.

Is the Astoria apartment wheelchair accessible or offer services for disabled guests?

Based on the information received from our partner, the Astoria apartment has not specified they are wheelchair accessible. Likewise, there is not an elevator specified as being available at the property. Specific accessibility details may be addressed in the property details section of this page.

What is the minimum night stay policy for the Astoria apartment?

Based on the information reported by the owner or manager, the Astoria apartment indicates 1 day stay policy at this apartment. Guests are cautioned that the minimum stay policy may differ based on seasonality or availability and may be at the discretion of the owner or manager.

What cancellation policy is in place for Astoria apartment?

Based on the information reported by the owner or manager, details for the cancellation policy for the Astoria apartment are as follows: Cancellation policy Guests are cautioned that the cancellation policy may differ based on seasonality, availability, or current travel restrictions. Guests should also be aware that this policy may be subject to change and should be confirmed prior to booking. More details may be available on this page in the property description. However, early check-in or late check-out can sometimes be negotiated between the guest and the owner or the manager of this property.

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